IWannaFarm Parody of Anaconda. I really wanna farm. You know I wanna farm. I really wanna farm. Those. Noobs. Into the Stone Age. I got an angry wall message from a one day old newbie. It said "QUIT FRICKIN FARMIN ME, THIS AIN'T AT ALL COOL," he Threatened to Have his clan, perm farm me back, But the problem there is, that they only attack, Those EB's. They be busy Hittin' warbeasts. That's why I take delight, In FARMIN noobs, Cuz they are so rude, Such babies they suck their mommas bewbs. Then they curl up, and threaten to sue. The entire time they cryin' boohoo. Hahaha Hahahaha Haha Ha! Yeaaah. You love to shoot your mouth off huh, noob?
Inactive parody of Radioactive I'm waking up, pick up my phone. Open the app and look at my home. My clan is dead. Those who are left... Whoa. I'm breaking down, I cry there on the floor, Kick and scream a little more. Where have all my perms gone? Where my perms gone? Where have all my perms gone? I've had enough, I will not take this crap. I click the kick button, I've snapped. where have all my perms gone, where my perms gone, where have all my perms gone? They're all so, Frickin' inactive, damned inactive. Whoaa oh oh. Whoaa ohh, they, are all inactive, damned inactive. They must all goo. This clan hasn't died. Deep from my phone, from another side. I'm breaking down, I cry there on the floor, Kick and scream a little more. Where have all my perms gone? Where my perms gone? Where have all my perms gone? I've had enough, I will not take this crap. I click the kick button, I've snapped. where have all my perms gone, where my perms gone, where have all my perms gone? They're all so, Frickin' inactive, damned inactive. Whoaa oh oh. Whoaa ohh, they, are all inactive, damned inactive.