Noob's Guide to 500 Nobility Points It is a well known fact that KaW is overrun by noobs these days. In fact, just the other day some noob walled me to make them a clan. Oh really? You want me to farm you...ok So I thought I would help these noobcakes out. They may be noobs but with a little love, care, attention and potty training they will soon grow out of it. Today's lesson: How to get the coveted Chaos Pack We all want this because it is a bad ass weapon. 10% bump for all stats There is just one problem...the price! 500 Nobility Points If you were to purchase that many it would be... $50 is steep for a noob and I am here to wipe the noob tears from your cheeks! I have a no gimmick 100% guaranteed method to getting those 500 nobs without spending 1 noob cent. So what do I do you say in your noob sniffles? Do a quest. Then do another one. Then do another one. Then do another one.Then do another one.Then do another one.Then do another one.Then do another one etc. etc. I think you get the pattern even if you are a noob. Do a **** ton of quests and magic nobs fall out of the sky. Want proof? Ok... That is 44,699 quests. So if you go back to the last paragraph that is "Then do another one" 44,698 times. I didn't want to copy/paste that many times even though it would have been the most help to a noob. My apologies noobs I was thinking of the non-noobs. **UPDATE**: I am getting this question a lot so I am updating. It does not matter what quest you do. They all seem programmed the same to drop random nobs. I always did the easiest 3 quests because I was 100% successful when I did them. I didn't want failed quests wasting my troops and dragging it on longer than necessary. I used my spies on EB's and hit item phases on Haunts/NML and Origins for gold. It took 4-5 months. And the payoff is... Then once you have the mighty flaming scimitar that contains the soul of a dead warrior you will be better equipped to go get that gold. All the noobs want to know what I will do with all that extra gold. Well, I'll tell you. I am going to make a shirt out of gold like this winner... Ok noobs get out there and bust a move on those quests! And don't get any noobish ideas like coming after my gold. I'll poke you with my new sword Wow. ~50k quests is a lot. I thought 25k was a lot
I wish you would actually read my post instead of just calling me stupid because of the title. You probably tl/dr this, and are just trying to act smart. Your probably a noob.
Nice thread. Noobs need to accept their moony title, and know that questicising on the questercise bike with grow them some nob/xtal stuffs...forrrrr freeeeee.
@kill You've been playing this game for almost a year, have multiple accounts, have been silenced multiple times, and still dont have decent stats! All you do is trash people, and cause trouble, you make this game a hostile environment, and you wonder why people farm you so much! This is HIS thread not yours! And you have some nerve calling someone a noob and you get excited over 20 bronze bars! :lol: Learn how to play the game before you call someone a noob. ~Dj-Assassin14~ ~You've just been assassinated~