I decided to make a thread on jokes. So here ya go: WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS HILARIOUS MATERIAL THAT I HAVE GATHERED FROM WIKIPEDIA. I AM NOT RESPONSIBKE FOR ANYONE THAT HAS A HEART ATTACK OVER WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ... BUT DO NOT WORRY UNLESS YOU LAUGH ALOT THAT WONT HAPPEN... Nerd Jokes Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything bro. ------------ Two scientests ask for drinks. Scientist 1: "H2O please." Scientist 2: "H2O, too please." Scientist 2 died from drink hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) Short Jokes What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam ------------- Always Avoid Alliteration... Always! (Alliteration is a figurative lang. where all or most words begin with the same letter) ------------- Where do sheep go to get haircuts? To the barber shop, obviously. Or as they call it, the "baaa baaa shaap" Story/Longer Jokes There is a chemical engineer, microsoft engineer, and a mechanical engineer. They all hop into a car and drive for 10 miles. The car brakes down. They all make observations: The mechanical engineer knowing much about cars, suggested that the engine blew up. The chemical engineer, not know much about cars, suggestes that the car was out of fuel. Then the microsoft engineer, not knowing anything about cars, suggestes that theu close all of the windows, get out, get back in, and open them up again. http://www.Pointless.com
Tried to tell a chemistry joke, there was no reaction. Was going to make a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.
Proof that bananas help us breathe: Bananas have potassium. potassium = K on the periodic table. Potassium's atomic # is 19 K is the 11th letter in the alphabet 19-11=8 Oxygens atomic # is 8 BOOM
A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman. "I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here." Bum dum tsssss