So there's this blonde girl driving down the road in a fancy sports car that her husband bought her, when she see's the flashing lights in the rear view mirror, so she pulls over. She waits a minute, and the officer, also a blonde woman, walks up beside her car and asks her "Do you know how fast you were going ma'am?" "No." "You were going 10 miles over the limit. I need to see your license and registration. The blonde has no idea what a license is so she asks "What is a license?" The officer replies, "Well it has your face on it." And the blonde says, Oh I know what that is." She reaches into her purse and grabs a compact mirror, and hands it to the officer, who takes it and looks at it. The officer then says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a police officer. You may go."
Why do ppl think that blondes are fools?.... The blonde girl show the mirror because she have her face on it whenever she look at it. And the police officer thought that her reflection is the girl's licsence.. (sorry if it's the wrong spelling)..
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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few minutes he asks, "yall want to here a blonde joke"? The blind man notices it gets kinda quiet. Waiting to hear a reply the bartender walks over and says, "hey man, since you're blind i just wanted to give you a heads up. The guy sitting next to you is blonde and so are the other two guys across the bar. And, well, im a blonde too. You know, so might not want to tell that blonde joke". The blinde man replies, "oh, you're right. I'd hate to have to explain the joke four times".
?.... What did I do?.... I can bake a cookie but... Tell me first what's bad with my question. I notice some ppl here were making jokes about blonde ppl.. What's going on this time?... Sorry but I am an Asian so I didn't know anything about it and that's why I wondered. So, could you answer my question?...
Blonde jokes are just a stereotype antidote. Its by no means true but there was a time when blondes were portrayed as dimwitted.
I can vouch for the fact that smart blondes are in abundance around the world. I actively seek them out.