The way you do this is you post the rating of the joke above you then you post your own joke. Example: Elua: yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch. RedRabbit: 3, everyones heard it. Yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and yelled "I GOT THE POWER!!!" And so on... I'll tell my joke first and we can go from there. There were 3 guys riding in a car. Their names were Shut Up, Poop, and Manners. Poop was hanging out the window, and he fell out. So Shut Up pulled over the car while Manners got out to help him up. As Manners was helping, Shut Up saw that the car was low on gas. So he left the other 2 to get some gas. While Shut Up was filling his car up with gas, a cop walked over to him. "What is your name?" Asked the cop. "Shut Up." "What's your name?!?" Asked the cop. "Shut Up!" Replied Shut Up. " That is no way to talk to a cop! Where are your manners?" "On the side of the road picking up Poop!"
get it? because it wasn't like he went into a bar. it was like...he walked into a metal bar. so it hurt. he really should have watched where he was going.
okay. okay. i got one. jesus walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. the bartender says, "i'm not falling for that one again!" ha. john 2:1-11.
two guys walk into a bar. the first guy says, "i'll have a glass of h20" the second guys says, "i'll have a glass of h20, too" the second guy exploded.
Okay so a blind guy walks into bar... Then a stop sign... Then a car... Hell he walks into everything
heh. okay. so a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "why the long face?" the horse doesn't respond. the bartender asks again, "why the long face?" the horse still doesn't respond. because its a horse.
A midget walks into a library and asks, "Do you have a book on irony?" The librarian respond with, "Yeah, its over there on the top shelf."
I bought an audio book today from the store. It was called "How to deal with disappointment." When I got home, I opened it and found the box was empty.
Your mom so dumb she try to climb Mountain Dew. Your mom so dumb she grab a free sample and started running. Your mom so dumb she put a paper on the t.v and said she watching paper view. Your mom like a door knob everybody has a turn. Your mom so dumb she stop at a stop sign and waited till it turn green. Your mom so cheap she can't even pay attention. Your mom so dumb she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listing to 50 cent. Your mom so fat she has her own area code. Your mom so fat I took a picture of her last year and it still printing. Your mom teeth are so yellow she make the sun jealous. You are so dumb you waist your life playing this game, and reading this lame post.