I once knew a guy called John Denver, although his name is not of any importance even though I have titled this story John Denver.... On second thoughts for security reasons we shall call him mr Denver...No we will call him John .d. Anyway John d was a partial millionaire, I say 'partial' because he was 1/25th of the way there... And in fact not a millionaire at all! But that's not important much like his name...which I have temporarily forgotten. Anyway this guy decided it would be the best thing todo in the grand scheme of things to open an ice cream shop, and in this shop he sold tins of baked beans which seemed to confuse customers because it clearly said in big red letters outside the ice cream shop:- WE SELL ICE CREAM. consequently this lost John d alot of money. This made him very unhappy about his life choices. But that isn't important, what IS Important is that you have started reading a ridicules story with no discernible ending! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha But I know what your thinking... Who's wasted more of their time, me for writing it or you for reading it?! ....whoa...deep!!
Your just annoyed because you wasted your time reading it not me though I just picked out the important details.