Jamie Delfonte

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  1. Many years ago, when I was in Eighth grade, I was a loner.
    I know, surprising right?
    I didn't know anybody, it was a new school, and I was extremely awkward.
    A few days in, a boy named Jamie Delfonte befriended me, and we were best friends instantly.
    Through the years, we helped each other get girls, dealt with bullies, and hung out a lot.
    Sometime in highschool, I started hanging out with this chick who I had a crush on, and it had been that way since 9th grade. And she was HOT. Blonde, Blue eyes, curvy, the whole package.
    The only catch was, she was Jamie's ex.
    He wasn't pleased, and he made that extremely obvious.
    The more I went on dates with her, the less I hung with Jamie, until he presented me with a choice.
    Him or the girl. I chose the girl, and we didn't talk for a few weeks, and we were never as close again.
    A few months later, I ran into him at the movie theatre, while I was with the girl. He looked at me, then he took off. He was crying. I didn't think much of it until a month later, when he dropped out of school. He had been getting totally emo, and really skinny. I was worried about him, but everytime I approached him, he took off.
    I called his house, but nobody would pick up.
    I went by and knocked on the door, but nobody was home.
    At this point I was beginning to get really really worried.
    It was at this point that his mother called me, and said that Jamie had been diagnosed with Leukemia.
    I nearly had a heart attack. I went by the hospital he was at for weeks, and his condition worsened.
    I kept praying and hoping that the call I dreaded would never come, but sure enough, on the Fifth of October, it did.
    Jamie was dying. I ditched school and rushed to the hospital where his family was gathered.
    He was a pale image of his former self, hooked up to machines of all sorts.
    I rushed to his bedside.
    "Hey." He said weakly.
    "Hey." I whispered, blinking back tears.
    "I'm sorry We haven't been hanging out lately." He said.
    "It's alright man." I replied to him. It was getting dark outside.
    "I want to tell you something." He said, beckoning for me.
    "What?" I asked. "Anything."
    "Remember that Videogame we used to play all the time? I want you to take mine, and beat it multiple times over." He said.
    "Sure." I said.
    "I need one thing from you." He whispered.
    "What do you need?" I asked him, coming closer.
    "I need about tree fiddy." He whispered into my ear.
    It was around this time I realized that Jamie was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
    That damned Loch Ness Monster had gotten me again!
    "Damnit MONSTAH!, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!"
    "What about Too Fiddy?" It asked.
    Damnit MONSTAH!, I ain't givin' you no Too Fiddy either!
    I yelled as he swam away into the distance.

    Since then, I haven't befriended anyone.
     
  2. Re: One Thing

    A single lonely bump.
     
  3. Damn. Nobody cares about the way my friend died.
     
  4. You ruined it with the loch Ness monster part
     
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  6. Obviously you care. You clicked on the thread, and took the initiative to comment.
     
  7. You're a sick person, zuke
     
  8. You said it first
     
  9. True. Now quit spamming. Or get out. Your choice. You're here for now.
     
  10. Somehow this doesn't suprise me you attention seeker. Post a story not filled with ******** (the Loch Ness monster part) or don't post anything at all.
     
  11. I love 4chan green text  well played
     
  12. I was nice enough to give you a shot once.
    Now please take a week off review what's forumers expect and then if you must return do so in a more responsible manner before you end up getting everyone against you and yourself for banned. Seriously do some research on how to post properly and suitable content.
     
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