Internet dating

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Aries, Jun 11, 2015.

  1. Hey y'all going to share my Internet dating experience!
    So I was using this one dating site, I made a jazzy cool profile. I was completely honest I put things down that made me look so cool!

    Things such as
    -Sleeping with a night light
    -I live in my moms basement
    -I collect Pokemon cards

    I mean my profile was screaming booty destroyer!!The dating service connected me to the most beautiful women Kenny!
    When I talked to her she wouldn't let me see her face on the video chats. She was so romantic!
    She asked me for my social security number and I was flattered she knew I could trust her and knew my trust level for her. So I have it to her!
    She used all my money I saved up to buy her self a lot of things. I was so happy she was getting stuff to make her happy!
     
  2. She sounds like a keeper!
     
  3. You should meet here sometime
     
  4. Thanks, I'm happy indeed 
     
  5. Don't talk to Eric_Northman
     
  6. I collect Pokemon cards too
     
  7. I trade them 
     
  8. I organize them by sent
     
  9. It was the Loch Ness monster
     
  10. >pns Eric_Northman
     
  11. I don't know why you feel the need to consistently bash Eric Northman?

    And you don't always need to give advice anymore, you're not a mod. Let it go.
     
  12. This has been the best of the best!! If other people in the world were as trusting as you!  and yes, she's a keeper. She might even take over your mom's house once you two meet! Who know?! She might let you stay in the basement!
     
  13. :lol: this made me laugh
     
  14. I reserve the right to bash him. His mother gave me permission over Mac and Cheese.
     

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  16. Porsche 918 please Charcoal with cinnamon interior, please.
     
  17. Is Eric_Northman even around anymore? The forums have been trolled significantly less without him.
     
  18. ah much better
     
  19. Tomorrow is Leif Ericsson day, durr dee duuurrr dee!