No wait.. First I would soak my feet in cow crap for abt a week, then FORCE him to smell my feet.. If thy doesn't kill him, then yup I'm going with plan A
Lol I'd do it the Geordie gangsta way, tie him to a chair, cut off the tips of his fingers and toes and put a lighted cigarette on them. Then I'd proceed to cut off his limbs slowly so he is still alive by the end of it the set some Rottweilers on him :3