How many times does a normal person that has neglected cancer friends have this problem? I'm calling at least thrice, once to say holy beep that was a bad idea, twice to rethink life choices, and third to come up with that stupid excuse. But probably shouldn't joke about child pornography especially when you become an alleged accessory to the distribution.
From trying to one up someone for allegedly having a compromising junk pic of yours to favorite TV show? Seriously, every time you post something it is so ridiculous it makes baby kittens cry. Stay classy...