If I were a walrus

Parody of x_x's thread "If I was a moderator" now called "Change Events to Quests" he actually changed his thread name

If I were a walrus... I would do many walrus things.

I would swim in the ocean and "quest" into the ocean depths you can try and copy my idea but you can't because I am the original and better version.

And while there are many walruses I would be the walrus king and look more like an epic LORD by adding some cool crown or other things depending on my mood, like the hot air balloon.

Also doing this will reduce global warming and increase the bottom line by having so much pressure to command all my walrus minions new incidents like walruses walking on land all the time by just making each a special robotic fin-leg system would permanently make us the dominant species.

I would take away the recipe for ravioli so everyone has to dine on this delicious italian cuisine, I will command my minions to acquire the world's meatball supply so I suggest you stay home and it would be possible for everyone to live.

Devs cannot keep me from my world domination not even by adding more quests and equipment levels but all the pressure and expenses to rule the world will be gone pretty much instantly.

Some of the lbers would have to be removed, like AshesofEden, if you develop a taste for ravioli. I will excuse your mistreatment towards walruses. Each time you eat the ravioli that would work better than apologising which would be exploited if leaderboarders arent removed.

That would also force people to dine on my ravioli if they want to progress up the walrus hierachy and could even keep the leader board for people who want to eat my meatballs.