Id just come home from a gruelling day at the north pole... When i heard a disturbing giggle coming from the bedroom.
Slowly, i snuck my way upstairs to investigate. When i got there i realised the laughter was coming from my bedroom, i opened the door and was confronted by the most gruesome sight id ever seen.
They were curled up together with candles lit everywhere and my bed sheets all in a mess... (you get the picture)... It was obvious what they'd been getting up to... What i wanted to know was... Why the **** in MY bed?
"What are you doing?" my voice seemed to act as a fog horn and the two love birds seperated from a passionate kiss... Cupid, with his perfect blonde curls and blue eyes, smiled in what he thought a charming manner... I wanted to punch his lights out.
Cupid with his 32 pearly whites on display ran a hand through his hair and said. "Santa, my darling. What a pleasant surprise." "This is my house ya prat, what... you were expecting the tooth fairy?" i kept my eyes on him as i tried to ignore the Easter Bunny frantically gathering his clothes.
A spasm seemed to go through the Easter Bunny as he heard the the Tooth Fairy's name. "Dont speak her name!" he fluttered his hands about himself in distress. Cupid patted his shoulder in sympathy. "I know love. I know. She will never find out."
"Wait... What...?" i was confused. "Why are you scared of the Tooth Fairy?" The Easter Bunny turned a sickly purple colour and i felt very pleased with myself... (what...? They were in my bed! In my bed!!!)