I have too much time on my hands 

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Your_Ex, Nov 8, 2013.

  1. Title says it all, well this is a kaw related parody of 'u can't touch this' by mc hammer marvel in the amount of free time I have 
    You can't scout this
    You can't scout this
    You can't scout this
    You can't scout this

    My, my, my, my zafties hit me so hard
    Makes me say "oh my kawed"
    I'll hit u, for farming me
    With a pot or two and 3 allies

    It feels good, when your skod- you're down
    A big PURESPY from umbrella town
    And I'm always out
    Coz this is a build, uh, you can't scout

    I told you, laoda
    (You can't scout this)
    Yeah, that's how I'm farming and you know
    (You can't scout this)

    Look at my stats man!
    (You can't scout this)
    Yo, let me whack yo weak ass hansels
    (You can't scout this)

    Fresh new miths, from war
    You gotta cast that, now, your addicted to kaw
    So cast, wave o conflict
    And get an ally and catch that sko

    While it's full, whack home
    Plunder a bit and let him know it's goin' on
    Like that, like that

    Knock em out so they can't hit back
    Let 'em know, that you're full out
    And this is a build, uh, you can't scout

    Yo, I farmed you
    (You can't scout this)
    Why you bombing me man!
    (You can't scout this)
    Yo, kill them all, there stupid noob, sucka
    (You can't scout this)

    Give me a steal or ass
    Makin' 'em sko that's what I'm makin ' 'em
    Now, they sko
    Fail bombing me, and burning my spies

    That's already zeroed
    Farmers are farmin' so give em some inc
    Or Some gh to learn
    What's it gonna take in kaw to burn

    My pots? A hit
    Either pot hard or you might as well quit
    That's word because you know
    You can't scout this, you can't scout this

    Break it down
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh

    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh
    Stop, Jadeleaf time

    Go with the troops, it is said
    If you can't scout this
    Then you probably are dead

    So throw your spies in the air
    Bust a few pots
    Run a fod oh yeah

    This is it, for a win err
    Farm em more and they might just cf
    Scout, scout your mum
    Just for a minute let's all farm the worms, worms, worms

    Yeah
    (You can't scout this)
    Look, val
    (You can't scout this)

    You better get more alts, boy
    Because you know you can't
    (You can't scout this)
    Ring the bell, laodas up

    Break it down
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh

    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh
    Stop, Jadeleaf time

    You can't scout this
    You can't scout this
    You can't scout this

    Break it down
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh

    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh
    Stop, Jadeleaf time

    Every time you hit me
    Jadeleaf's just too strong
    I'm got 3t in allies and I don't mess about

    Now why would I ever stop doing this?
    With others hitting plonkers that just don't sit
    I've toured around kaw, from sotra to new age
    It's "Jadeleaf, go Jadeleaf, MC Jadeleaf, yo, Jadeleaf"
    And the rest can hit KA

    You can't scout this
    You can't scout this
    You can't scout this

    Yeah, you can't scout this
    I told you, you can't scout this
    Too big, can't scout this
    Get way outta here, you can't scout this

    Lol
     
  2. Bump to AT
     
  3. You should be checking rosters...
     
  4. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Kayyyyyyyyyyyyy…
     
  5. Wondering how I found this......