Once upon a time, there was a guy. He had a face. He looked into the mirror and thought of cheese. A pirate came out of the mirror. The pirate had a fedora. The guy looked at the pirate. The pirate exploded. The guy looked out the window. He saw a blue aardvark. The blue aardvark said, "Baasboossa!" The guy started dancing. A dog bit his leg. The guy stopped dancing. He thought of candles. Paper started exploding from his toilet. Cockroaches were on the paper. The guy walked into the living room. There was an English man speaking Japanese. There was a dolphin on his couch. Luke Skywalker was battling the taxman. It was the middle of July. There was a full moon. The guy walked into his kitchen. There was a red-haired ninja baking pizza. A wolf was reading a newspaper on his table. The table came to life and ate the wolf. A mushroom was eating LEGOs in the dog bowl. The guy walked onto his lawn. He was in the Grand Canyon. He was on a cow. He was thinking of cheese. He was battling Harry Potter in the middle of July.
No, see, he thought of cheese and was still thinking lf cheese. Two, this is the most random thing I've ever read in my entire life. And three, what hallucinogen were you on when you wrote this, op?
This was actually entertaining.... Needs to be longer with more randomness like flying purple hippos farting rainbows and a spanish Platypus wearing a handcuffs (somehow).
Lol, I used LSD when I was young too. Flashback! The bears are dancing again! Spirograph eyesight. Walking in the dark but still able to see rainbows. No rain Drown in the puddle. Ah, the memories.