I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT DATE FOR FROG

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AshesOfEden, Nov 10, 2015.

  1. Perfect woman for Frog

    Frog!.. I've found the right woman for ya!..


    A couple of observtions..

    She's a dental hygienist too!.. If her hair gets stuck in your teeth, she can help get it out..

    The gator (who is like 50 years old and blind in one eye), gets to go to a breeding program!!!.. He'd be like ladies.. Here I come!

    I have mentioned long time ago in my "Places to find a date", Home Depot as a hot spot.. This proves it!.. (As long as you can get thru 800lb gators in the parking lot)..

    She is actually pretty good.. Eg. She uses the death roll to her advantage by letting the gator loop the ropes around him.. I am very impressed..


    PS: Any KAW players who are near sugar land should deffo try to hook her up with Frog.. Please help our 3 time asw champ!
     
  2. This woman needs to be featured on Swamp People. Like, seriously
     
  3. Holy crap! She's a pretty hot blonde. She can wrap me in pink duct tape anytime. 
     
  4. Nathan.. Ur right!

    All KAW players should watch swamp people.. The characters there will remind you of a lot of players in KAW (including yourself)
     
  5. Being totally honest, my forays with the American female has consisted of two Brunettes, both from New York. I would definitely be up for a Blonde Texas treat. 
     
  6. Actually, I hear Halle Barry got divorced again. Someone hook me up with that cougar!
     
  7. You can't handle Halle Berry... She'd go all monsters ball on ya
     
  8. Why would you want a Texan?
     
  9. Btw.. The link is at the top..
     
  10. Aha a link!

    Its missing Unicorns.
     
  11. I know Halle couldn't handle my monster balls..
     
  12. PRIME.. go back to saving Ryan's privates
     
  13. But she most definitely could handle your sword...fish
     
  14. Who won't Xmen do a swordfish scene with storm?.. Huh huh?..

    Instead we're stuck with mystique
     
  15. Swordfish was an awesome film for 1.3 seconds. 
     
  16. That's so NOT how you wear a wire
     
  17. Damnnnnnn. That girl wrestled that alligator and tied it up....... Frog, you better watch out bro. She'll put a hurt locker on yo azz