I hereby take control of this thread. It is now a competition, whoever can say cucumber the most times in the next ten minutes wins. May the odds be ever in your favour
Ugh.. Not even sure to begin with this one.. Op I would suggest lurking for a while before you post. Get a feel for what the forumers like and what they'll troll/farm you over. Make sure you also pay attention to what kind of threads constitute a valid discussion thread and not something that's going to be locked right away...like this thread..