I Ate A Mercedes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Dec 3, 2014.




  1. Chipped a tooth. Ain't no big deal. It's the digestion I worry about.


    My plumbing as well. I fear the septic company will pump the tank, and steal the hood ornament. ******* crafty sneaky communists.


    They always elongate the Christmas season. Always.


    Every year the Communist Regime destroy Thanksgiving and make Christmas start somewhere around November 23'rd now.


    And it climbs up November and will eventually start before Halloween. I feel bad for Thanksgiving now.


    It's bull. I hate Santa. He's fat. He always wants my money. And my kids are scared shitless of him.



    Evil son of a motherless goat.


    He enslaved a million elves and made them work in his basement in an illegal warehouse in the Arctic. Then breaks and enters your house every year and steals your cookies...and leaves you a present made by those he enslaved.



    Typical fat guy Ponzi scheme. Art Garfunkle style.

    Go melt some ice, you floozy. I'm tired of your lambasting.
     
  2. Favorite part of whole thread. I can look at this for hours and still be amused 

    I used the title code and now it sort of looks like a tv screen.
     
  3. Ok to many threads. You are overdoing it.
     
  4. Still watching it. So amusing o.o being serious here....
     
  5. All we can know for sure is slayerbob = illuminati
     



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  7. The illuminati smoke pancakes in Mrs Butterworth bongs, which, as you know, is likely due to their penchant for non-existence.


    You can't not exist without having a good frame of mind.
     
  8. They give vk to anyone these days.
     
  9. You don't get VK by the way you forum. You get it to be a role model. Do you know willy outside of forums? Well enough to know what kind of person he is inside the game and not forums? All because he tries to be a comedian in the forums doesn't mean anything. He is basically a role model player. He does OSW's, pvp, ebs, etc. He's a game role model. Maybe not a forums role model. 
     
  10. Lmao.
    :lol:
     
  11. I find watching the cat quite meditative.

    No support @ Christmas.
     
  12. ^Tl;dr
    *Yawns*
     
  13. And this is a prime example of what is wrong with forums today. People can't have a serious conversation and when someone disagrees with them or proves them wrong, they blow it off :)

    Anyway, back to the cat. o_O I love it so much.
     

  14. Not so much.

    More like sigh, your foruming quality has dropped drastically , sigh. You use to be funny, now it just seems like you're trying to hard. I dunno. Just a personal opinion of someone who has been in forums for a long time. :)
     
  15. Willy for sure got it for his foruming. Lol
     
  16. I ate a Mercedes.

    Later I ate a Jessica and then a Valerie. 
     

  17. Lol Are you serious mate? Spamming the forums is by far the best way to get a VK. If doing osw and ebs was the way to get VK then everyone should have it.

    As for being a game role model, sorry but his exploits seem mediocre at best. Doesn't have ASW participation badge, scout and steal totals are lower than average, just what am I supposed to be looking at that makes him such a Kaw badass?
     
  18. I don't argue with friends -.-
    But fine, your foruming is a way to become popular in KaW and these developer accounts view forums, sometimes even post.
    How does one become a role model? By becoming popular.
    How did willy get popular? By his forum reputation as a comedian.
    I don't know willy outside of forums.
    blah blah blah.
    What does your jabber have to do with my post 'They give anyone vk nowadays?'
     
  19. Mercedes? Hmm thats a "street" name for an ecstasy pill here ;)






    *continues munching gums*