Hello KaW! Time to use your imagination! On the foreign planet of Kawtopia there has been an issue. The nation of Nastyland has broken up into 5 different nations after a weird civil war. These are: Nastyland, or what remains of it, it is a fascist state to your north east. It is funded by a nearby fascist nation in return for invading you in 20 years. It is a very military country with a lot of funding, but the military is unimaginitive and will only use existing technologies. It is a country dominated with a single forest, it has the same river as the one in Bluezonia and often tips poisons into the river. The cities are built on clearings. Bluezonia, a capitalist state to your north. It is a complete democracy, and has massive taxes. It is complete power to the rich and everything causes a lot of money. The poor can barely afford food and water. The poor are about to revolt. Rumour goes that they will revolt in 12 years... Who will you support, if anyone? It is flat land with a single, large river flowing down the middle. It is very polluted, the military is high-tec but small. Redmali, a communist state to your east . Everything is run by the state, and the people don't revolt because of terror. Will you intervene? The best time will be in 7 years. The general happiness is low, but production is high and the military is advanced. It is mainly hilly lands with many rivers. Pikapluto, a mountainous farming community to you south east. The government doesn't have much control except for trading and military. The government often seizes grain and rice from the farmers for trade, and kidnap babies for the military. They are the only country willing to trade with you at the beginning. Freelands, a low level farming community. It is a warm climate, the warmest of the 5. It is known for growing Cashew Nuts, Cotton, Coffee Beans and Rice. It is a common trend to have cows, but many sheep live in the hilly north east. There are a few coal mines, and great tin deposits on the cliffs near the sea. There are several iron ore deposits too, with many unfound. The capital city became a safe haven for drug lords, prostitution (if it is a bypass, then it is the selling of your body for 'pleasurable' uses), and is rife with HIV, it also has a massive problem with homelessness. There is little education throughout the city, and half the tiny military broke off and became a movement to take Freelands for themselves. They are terrorizing villages in the north and regularly kill people. The population is 8.5 million, and most people live near the sea and the river that runs down the middle. It has a high birth rate and a high baby mortality rate. You are to be the leader of Freelands, and must sort out all of these problems, the most successful person will get a pat on the back. Remember to think about financing, power, law and order, military, health, education, drugs, homelessness, trading, alliances etc. etc. What kind of leader will you be? Will yoube a dictator? Will you be a president? Will you be a PM? Will the country be socialist, capitalist or mixed? Will you hold elections or not? The choice is all yours. Try to make your answers as long as possible... Funny posts welcome :lol: Have fun!
I would have a Bunchie farm Millions of those running around with candy everything.. Like willy wonkas crib
First, I would try to reconcile with the military and get them back under our control, then I would attempt to find the root causes of the problems (high infant mortality, lack of education, HIV epidemic, crime problem, etc.) and find solutions.
1) lynch rebels and use their corpses as an example to any others, before allowing any surrendering rebels to rejoin the army 2) conscript every capable man into the military and provide basic training 3) get in contact with Bluezonia and Redmali citizens and offer military assistance in the revolt, in return for it beginning soon 4) steamroll both countries with large conscripted army with little care for human cost 5) force Bluezonia and Redmali armies to join up with my forces in exchange for their families lives 6) invade Nastyland and Pikapluto and annex them 7) retire and leave someone else to deal with the mess I created
I would have Mexico trade with Russia and America whilst buying mass produced weapons for a new free army. Then medical checks for all and move those infected into controlled areas until a cure is found for HIV. The extreme cost of medical bills would collapse an economy with only 8.5 million people. So actually I may just say bleep it and move to a different nation because no matter how you look at it. Mexico is bleeped
Frog is lucky. He works on a rice farm. Hasn't been kidnapped by the army there yet. He will care when they knock on his door. Living in pikapluto is maybe not all bad. I'm def staying in Charlestown. Far more noble and stuck up isle filled of bankers and merchants. It's main issues are men in tights running around Robbin 1 % of the nation and redistributing the loot to those they are willing to purchase the services on. Often migrants from freelands. A problem that is now causing repercussions as the doctors are revolting.
Bunchies. The answer is Bunchies. Bunchie for President Bunchie for Mayor Oh look my Doctors a Bunchie Bunchie everything. Youll never guess what ill call it to! BUNCHIEVILLE
But as I just said. The doctors in Charlestown are revolting. Actually maybe it's due to the wedgies that they are so revolting. Hmm. Revision of leadership skills needed here.
Hmmm, time frames? Noted. Basic needs, order, land terrains and citizens' tendencies. Check. When do you move/act is totally different from what you will do.
I'd deport all the bad ppl to earth, Or; I'd remove all the warning labels and let nature take it's course. Well written bye the way op. Should consider using that energy outside the gaming world
This reminds me of Europa Universalis. Umm. Let's see, First, as Leading the Freeland sounds like it has its own problems, it would be important to increase trade relations with our southern neighbor, the mountainous farming state to generate wealth and resources, which I would use to fund the rebel army rising to the north west, under the conditions that they could keep their country to themselves after my help, so long as they became an alliance afterwards and would go to war with me against the communist state, which we would annex, absorbing their high military tech to take home and teach to our uneducated civilians to prepare for war. Once we are ready, we go to the northeast, and take over. We let them keep their country, under the terms that they break their deal with the fact country that funds them. Having done so, we now have two states that are in between us, and the country that wishes to invade in 20 years. This hopefully means that we can use those smaller, weaker states that have been feeding us as cannon fodder while we prepare to protect Freeland and our trading nation to the south.