How to train your pet cat!!

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by BroDanTheMan, Jan 28, 2012.

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  1. Hello my name is well actually im not telling you my but well anyway this is your lesson on training your pet cat LETS BEGIN!
    STEPBuy your cat at the refugee store
    STEPFeed your cat preferably dog food
    STEPGive your cat a bath make sure you put the bath water very high then put the cat under the water for atleast an hour MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT PULL IT OUT WITHIN THE HOUR AS IT MAY SURVIVE DROWNING
    STEPTeach your cat to go to the toilet if it doesnt and its a boy get it some naughty little cat magazines if you get my drift
    STEPBefore it gets bloody HUMONGEUSS shoot the bloody thing

    There is one more thing that is recommended if it has babies put all cats(including original) in box and throw into river there we go solved
    Thank you for coming to docter lord cutters wait woops said my name hey bloody hell
     
    #1 BroDanTheMan, Jan 28, 2012
  2. Lol
     
    #2 Penguin, Jan 28, 2012
  3. ...
     
    #3 AwesomeAustin96, Jan 28, 2012
  4. I pity your cat...
     
    #4 -Deadly-, Jan 28, 2012
  5. :lol:
     
    #5 Sasha078, Jan 28, 2012
  6. Ok....
     
    #6 FraZZleD, Jan 28, 2012
  7. Lol
     
    #7 -QueenOfQueens-, Jan 28, 2012
  8. Why is this in strategy?
     
    #8 AwesomeAustin96, Jan 28, 2012
  9. I ate your cat. It was delicious, but it wouldn't stop purring... So I digested it.
     
    #9 B00B00tehBEAR_RAWR, Jan 28, 2012
  10. Way to copy somebody's popular thread and try to make it your own. You so funny 
     
    #10 Pandora, Jan 28, 2012
  11. To guy who ate my cat my cat then turned around and kicked in the balls cause its ninja lol
     
    #11 BroDanTheMan, Jan 28, 2012
  12. Was this supposed to be an incredibly poor attempt to be like 'How to train your ahdragos' ?
     
    #12 slayerbob, Jan 28, 2012
  13. Animal lovers—ATTACK!
     
    #13 babyguy, Jan 28, 2012
  14. I saw your 1pt text, it reads
    I'm afraid to say that 14 cats were harmed in this test, and 23 were killed.
     
    #14 Pawrs, Jan 28, 2012
  15. Nooo its wrong its supose to say 21 cats were killed
     
    #15 BroDanTheMan, Jan 28, 2012
  16. Such a good thread idea, done so damn poorly
     
    #16 -ShadowAssassin-, Jan 28, 2012
  17. *waits for P.E.T.A.
     
    #17 -Deadly-, Jan 28, 2012
  18. If I digested the cat... How did it kick me in the balls? Think before you post... >_>
     
    #18 B00B00tehBEAR_RAWR, Jan 28, 2012
  19. Your clan should be farmed and tortured for you failure here…
     
    #19 Pandora, Jan 28, 2012
  20. That was one long sentence...
     
    #20 ME_lll_BlackRockShooter_lll_RC, Jan 28, 2012
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