HOW TO GROCERY SHOP LIKE A PRO!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MM-Protean_Froakie-MM, Nov 19, 2014.

  1. Hello, my name is Protean_Froakie, "The Protein Master", and I'm here to teach you how to grocery shop like a pro.


    So imagine this.


    You're 69, and your mom sends you to the grocery store in order for you to keep your allowance. You are poor and look like this.




    Fear not! For I am here to help you!


    Now if you look like the picture I showed you, you should probably stay away from this stuff.





    You're welcome. Not saying that after your depressing lifestyle you want a king sized "Skittles Bar", but....




    OK fine, it's a "SHARE SIZE"...

    Anyway, now that we've picked out what you SHOULDN'T eat, let's see what you should eat.




    Why not? After all, it's full of delicious fiber. Screw those Fiber One Bars! My cat eats this stuff, and he hasn't died yet!




    Yes, oh yes, nothing like sticking your face hole in wet concrete, I'm sure nothing will go wrong!

    Now that you finished shopping, toss your mom's picture at the security guard, wait for him to do this:



    then rush out of there! Your allowance is at risk!


    Good luck!
     
  2. Lol I posted this because I had nothing else to post.




    Blame society.
     


  3. Yea.. THIS is how I grocery shop!
     
  4. That fat guy face is like

    "Get into my belly!"
     
  5. Meanwhile, in South Central trying to buy some juice to drink up in the hood..


     
  6. Ashes, I just did this to your cart.

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  7. So no candy... but I can get the chips and ice cream :D :twisted:
     
  8. :lol:
     
  9. Those gifs though hahaha