Hey guys, do you want to get in shape? If so, you happened to stumble onto the right thread. I'm here to teach you the ins and outs of getting in shape. Let's go! MODEL A:
Hey guys, do you want to get in shape? If so, you happened to stumble onto the right thread. I'm here to teach you the ins and outs of getting in shape. Let's go! MODEL A: This is you. You are fat. You are lonely. You probably just ate a house. But it doesn't matter. "You are bootyful" -Your Mother Step 1: Find a shape. Any shape. I personally like the square but, it's completely up to you. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://developer.blackberry.com/playbook/native/files/documentation/gry1339512333280.png&imgrefurl=http://developer.blackberry.com/playbook/native/documentation/tut_rotating_cube_opengl_projection_matrix_1935222_11.html&h=246&w=246&tbnid=XWJTRuuH4HYE1M:&zoom=1&docid=gYZ-Oo5-__KPMM&hl=en&ei=dbJqVIa4Ooz_yQS5hIHQCg&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CCwQMygJMAk[/imgfit] Step 2: Try to color it to make it all puuuuurtyyyy. This is optional, but HIGHLY HIGHLY recommended. [imgfit]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.10tv.com/content/graphics/2014/05/19/Rubikxs_Cube_cropped.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2014/05/19/us-rubiks-cube-anniversary.html&h=1930&w=2207&tbnid=DS5P841ki9lFYM:&zoom=1&docid=VUODbEo4HVuATM&hl=en&ei=dbJqVIa4Ooz_yQS5hIHQCg&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CC8QMygMMAw[/imgfit] Step 3: Go ahead and sit your booty in the shape. [imgfit]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://nickshell1983.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/rubiks1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://familyfriendlydaddyblog.com/tag/rubiks-cube/&h=499&w=500&tbnid=PwIEGV8D5muDcM:&zoom=1&docid=V8tY7VoqBsRSyM&hl=en&ei=mbNqVLqzPMaWyASqmoCwBw&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CCsQMygPMA8[/imgfit] SIDENOTE! If you can't get in due to your fat state, don't worry. Simply strap yourself onto a rocket and explode in space because you are completely worthless. [imgfit]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://wimages.vr-zone.net/2014/09/rocket_blastoff.jpg&imgrefurl=http://vr-zone.com/articles/nasa-3d-prints-rocket/81652.html&h=627&w=941&tbnid=_5DT1XFll2vLSM:&zoom=1&docid=6-mp8JYcGo3PiM&hl=en&ei=R7NqVNebCIiuyASWsILQDA&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CCsQMygGMAY[/imgfit] ^ You are in this rocket. Somewhere.... There you go! If you followed my guide correctly, you should be in shape, no problem. Stay tuned to learn how to get OUT of the shape.[/color]
Wanna know how to get in shape? Stop eating so much crap, and run a mile when you wake up in the morning. Really is simple as that.