How To Get In Shape (Reposted due to BB code fails

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MM-Protean_Froakie-MM, Nov 18, 2014.

  1. Hey guys, do you want to get in shape? If so, you happened to stumble onto the right thread. I'm here to teach you the ins and outs of getting in shape. Let's go!

    MODEL A:




    This is you.

    You are fat.

    You are lonely.

    You probably just ate a house.

    But it doesn't matter.

    "You are bootyful"
    -Your Mother


    Step 1:

    Find a shape. Any shape. I personally like the square but, it's completely up to you.





    Step 2:

    Try to color it to make it all puuuuurtyyyy. This is optional, but HIGHLY HIGHLY recommended.




    Step 3:

    Go ahead and sit your booty in the shape.




    SIDENOTE!
    If you can't get in due to your fat state, don't worry. Simply strap yourself onto a rocket and explode in space because you are completely worthless.


    ^^^^^^You are in this rocket. Somewhere....

    There you go! If you followed my guide correctly, you should be in shape, no problem.

    Stay tuned to learn how to get OUT of the shape.
     
  2. Too many fat fucks these days
     
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  5. No support (reposted)
     
  6. Frog... Hot women only please

    Jk :lol:
     
  7. ^looks like she has a banana in her hamock
     

  8. I can see that dudes weiner... Not cool bruh
     
  9. AJ that wasn't meant for you.. We all know you don't wear a hammock just a grape smuggler :lol:
     
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