Follow these steps You'll be fine step 1 call everyone a noob/newb and I mean everyone 2 always demand cf but never meat terms Step to change your name to Balto 575 or whatever's available with Balto in it step 3 assault police officers step 4 don't use periods. Step 5 act like a noob. Step 6 act incoherent. Step7 swear at kaw till you get what you want it works step 8 email Baltodot frhus nayjvvjdeyg the mods are gonna be maddotdotcomslashareyiugealythisdumb I will update thread later also don't use bb codes
You can not simply walk into Mordor(unless you are Gollum, in which case you enter it like a damn amusement park) You can not simply kill Balto You can, however, realize you are a noob and convert to baltoism.