HOW TO ADVERTISE YOUR CLAN *interesting read*

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by *Miserables (01), Dec 6, 2013.

  1. After successfully advertising for Reanimated Alliances, I will now teach you the secrets of getting your clan popular!
    Warning : Your clan probably gets infamous for doing this

    DRAMA = GOOD

    REASON WHY THIS METHOD WORKS : Controversy makes people well known :cool:

    Step One : Get contracted by a clan. This can be a profitable way to earn money!
    Step Two : Write jibberish [real facts as well, don't overdo this] and publicize the clan on forums.
    Step Three : GET PAID and watch the world burn!

    Above is from Miss_FarrokhBulsara's wall. Wallpost from a certain PrinceCharming.

    Butthurt? Please dial our friendly hotline at 555-ButtHurt.

    By the way I AM OBVIOUSLY SADISTICTOASTER ;) you guys are really wise to trust liars. A toast and a toaster to you all.


    Remember, 555-Butthurt.

    Update
    Changed title
     
    #1 *Miserables (01), Dec 6, 2013
  2. Re: HOW TO GET YOUR NEW CLAN UP AND RUNNING

    You better get permission before you get your clan popular, son.
     
    #2 GoldenTroll, Dec 6, 2013
  3. Re: HOW TO GET YOUR NEW CLAN UP AND RUNNING

    Toaster!!
     
    #3 Muddyhawk, Dec 6, 2013
  4. Re: HOW TO GET YOUR NEW CLAN UP AND RUNNING

    -_- ain't even gonna bother. Chump * cept for headhunta
     
    #4 renamed9874929, Dec 6, 2013
  5. Re: HOW TO GET YOUR NEW CLAN UP AND RUNNING

    Ain't nobody got time fo' that. I have to do my holy task of eradicating YAFI.
     
    #5 *Miserables (01), Dec 6, 2013
  6. Re: HOW TO GET YOUR NEW CLAN UP AND RUNNING

    ZAFT loses an OSW and now everyone's off to YAFI.
     
    #6 GoldenTroll, Dec 6, 2013
  7. Re: HOW TO GET YOUR NEW CLAN UP AND RUNNING

    They asked for it
    #VoteTAFI
    #TAFI
    #TafiForPresidency
     
    #7 *Miserables (01), Dec 6, 2013
  8. TL;DR
    All I saw was 'I am obviously butthurt'
     
    #8 JohnWick, Dec 6, 2013
  9. I though the number was UR-BUTTHURT...

    It's a real phone number...
     
    #9 -Narwhal, Dec 6, 2013
  10. This is how I did this :lol:
     
    #10 GriMzZy_TDT, Dec 6, 2013
  11.  I'm in this post? His butthurt was too bad  he even made another 
     
    #11 Reanimated_ResetOnU_Stalker, Dec 6, 2013
  12. I accidentally called that ur-butthurt number.. it was some spanish person in chicago.
     
    #12 EternalFire-_-Princess-_-Devil, Dec 6, 2013
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