How Normal Ppl Go Crazy. A play. Dedicated 2 Dracopyre

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Hawkflower, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. Draco: (grabs an orange from the fruitbowl. Then inspects it. He spots 2 blue eyes on the fruit with a mouth underneath) *gasps* OMG! (stares at angry-looking fruit)
    Orange: (glares at Draco) Apple!
    Draco: I am not a freakin apple!
    Orange: Apple!
    Draco: (eats orange in anger) Ha! That will show you, you stupid orange!
    Orange: Apple!
    Draco: I'm not a freakin apple! (Makes the apple leave his body. He gets bad bowel movements)
    Orange: (in turd form) Apple!
    Draco: I'm not a freakin apple!!! (Angrily flushes toilet
     
    #1 Hawkflower, Apr 2, 2011
  2. Orange: (swirls down toilet) Apple!
     
    #2 Hawkflower, Apr 2, 2011
  3. Draco: (grabs a pear. Spots 2 big eyes)
    Pear: Orange!
     
    #3 Hawkflower, Apr 2, 2011
  4. Draco: (throws all remaining fruit out the door. Spots a talking veggie.) Not again....
     
    #4 Hawkflower, Apr 2, 2011
  5. A DILL PICKLE PRODUCTION
     
    #5 Hawkflower, Apr 2, 2011
  6. Lol
     
    #6 Eagleking, Apr 2, 2011
  7. lol
     
    #7 *LeafstormXAshpelt (01), Apr 2, 2011
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