Presented by: iWrite Co. Winged Writer Over 1 year ago, a nice fellow got an iPhone. One of the first apps that he got was porn sta
*continued* No wait it was Kingdoms at War. He opened the app, and it said, "Please Enter a Username:" so he typed in, "Cool Person." it said, NO SPACES NOOB! So he tried Raven. It screamed, "ALREADY TAKEN!" By this time, he was very thirsty, because he is a very slow typer. He opened the fridge, and all he saw was a whole bunch of Kool-Aid bottles. He sat down on he couch and chugged one. He went back to his iPhone and tried a whole bunch of names, ALL TAKEN! Finally, his eyes rested on the Kool-Aid bottle. Just for laughs, he tried it. To his dismay, it actually worked! The End. *Note* If you are wondering why he didn't just change it, Here's the answer: Kool Aid doesn't believe in spending cash on a free game. This'll probably be locked in 3 min.