hoverboards win or fail

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BobRoss, Dec 30, 2015.

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  1. The rage for kids this year were the back to the future style "hoverboards". Parents shelling out $200-400 for this trendy death trap wannabe segway. First they catch on fire....who wouldnt want to buy a toy from china ...that catches on fire for hundreds of dollars with literally no way of getting a refund when things go bad. Then there is the fact that ...they dont hover...they have wheels...its a segway without a handle...not a hoverboard...its ridiculous really...and did i mention they catch on fire?...well thats my 2 cents worth what do all ya nubs think.


    2 thumbs down.
     
    #1 BobRoss, Dec 30, 2015
  2. Crazy ass kids these days.
     
    #2 Barktooth, Dec 30, 2015
  3. Mine hovers and I paid extra to have the flames shoot out of the tail pipes.
     
    #3 Anita_Bonghit, Dec 30, 2015
  4. Well I mean I have one ...and I'm still flame free as far as I know
     
    #4 JstSave, Dec 30, 2015
  5. When I noticed they were becoming so common, all I could picture was the future humans floating around as big fat blobs like in WALL-E.
     
    #5 Imitation-Cheese, Dec 30, 2015
  6. My little sister wanted on, rejected because we didn't want house to catch on fire.

    #spontaneouscombustion
     
    #6 ViX, Dec 30, 2015
  7. 10/10. That could actually be true.
     
    #7 lavaokaw, Dec 30, 2015
  8. Support
     
    #8 -1, Dec 30, 2015
  9. Maybe they win at failing.
    Maybe they fail at winning.

    Either way even if they fail, they win at failing and if they win they fail at failing and win at winning so technically the title of this thread is silly because they are always going to win or fail.
     
    #9 llR_-I-_Pll_Delta_llR_-I-_Pll, Dec 30, 2015
  10. I... Know these... Things... Should be.... Banned forever...and ever...and who ever uses... Should be put in jail.
     
    #10 Snowman, Dec 30, 2015
  11. You old heads act you didn't want nothing like that, watching back to the future when you were leaving kids, but I bet dementia is taking over huh? You all wanted what my generation has now
     
    #11 Shino_Been_Trill, Dec 30, 2015
  12. I payed $0 for a floating one... Everyone tells me to grow up when I ride it though
     
    #12 Nefarious, Dec 30, 2015

  13. Dude...old people have hover-rounds ...way better
     
    #13 BobRoss, Dec 30, 2015
  14. Fail
     
    #14 Orbital, Dec 30, 2015
  15. I did that once. Spontaneous Combustion is still more funny than breaking your hand... Cri cri cri
     
    #15 PrestonGarvey, Dec 30, 2015
  16. bro
     
    #16 -1, Dec 30, 2015

  17. This dude, he gets it.

    Lack of respect, Intelligence and gratitude, out of proportion self image and a shrinking ***** size has always been my life long goal.
     
    #17 -Rio-, Dec 30, 2015
  18. I think it's only small because he is ten
     
    #18 PrestonGarvey, Dec 30, 2015
  19. I thought the fire and flames were a combo multiplier...
     
    #19 _BuTtNaKeD_-SpAzTeCiAn-_TwInKy, Dec 30, 2015
  20. I got ine from a legitimate company in newcastle in august for my birthday. I have had no flames. But itbdid stop working one day. So i got sent a new one a few days later for free...
     
    #20 stevewoo999, Dec 31, 2015
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