What if Belle was driving home from work and accidentally ran over Moose, called Benny to help her hide the body, then promised never to speak of it again. One month later, Belle gets a msg from Moose saying "I know what you did last summer!" Belle then quickly calls Benny, telling him what just happened and that she's scared that Moose might be a zombie that has come back to kill her fir what she did! Benny makes a joke that if she's killed him once, she can do it again. There was suddenly a large bang at Belle's door. She jumped up off the couch and ran to the bedroom, still clutching her iPhone/Android ( I don't know what she uses :/ ) desperately. She hides under the bed whimpering under her breath and trying to call Benny back. She suddenly gets a ping notifying her that Moose has just posted something on her wall! It reads: "Time To Die!!! >" She screams in terror as she hears the door burst of it's hinges and smash down to the floor. Loud quickened footsteps approach the bedroom door acompanied by a series of belching and wheezing. "Let me in!" yells Moose, covered with dirt, mud, worms and other disgusting stuff. He bangs hard on the locked bedroom door, causing large cracks along the wooden door. Belle, scared and crying, still under the bed remembers what Benny was mentioned to her before that if you've killed him once, you can do it again. Belle takes the words to heart and springs to life by slipping out from under the bed and heads the the closet. The door is nearly broken down as Belle frantically searches through the closet for what she thinks might help! CRACK! The door is kicked inwards causing splintered wood to shower the room as the peaces of the door smash onto the floor. Moose looks at the closet and hisses with a demonic tone: "Time for you to pay for what you did to me!" Belle walks out of the closet carrying a baseball bat and a Sly, cunning look upon her face then she whispers in a dark voice: "Bring it on mother F*cker!" she then charges at Moose and swings the bat at Mooses head, completely decapitating him as his already lifeless body drops to the floor! Belle then lives happily ever after.. After 'again' having to call Benny and explaining what happened so he can help her hide the body YET ONCE AGAIN! THE END! The Questions: Did you read the whole thing?? Did you like it? Is this herpa derpa? WTF does herpa derpa mean??