Hawl it daan!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_-_--iiNllaiiklleiidll--_-_-, Nov 3, 2014.

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  1. I was on a 1977 pay phone singing pay phone by Bruno Mars and A bum dropped a doughnut in my cup of coffee, but my let mouse was lost. Then that one sexy Walmart employee who you always hope to see stabbed their manager. I'm legally blind  das my story I'm stickin to it... I COULD SEE... Barely.

    Mama I luhv yu [GGM] hawl it daan pimp squad in ya mouth all day baby 4 LYFE!! 
     
    #1 -_-_--iiNllaiiklleiidll--_-_-, Nov 3, 2014
  2. Da fuk did I just read.
     
    #2 ImmortalFaZe_TDT, Nov 3, 2014
  3. U wot m8
     
    #3 Hipster, Nov 3, 2014
  4. White girl can't even
     
    #4 Troublemaker, Nov 3, 2014
  5. I lost you at "1977 payphone"
     
    #5 Kissmyaxe, Nov 3, 2014
  6. No support
     
    #6 Omar, Nov 3, 2014
  7. Someone is drunk kawing 
     
    #7 Ashaya3, Nov 3, 2014
  8. I wrote this at an orphanage while pretending not to be English to the death kids that are running around and screaming "Naah son that hash brown is mines".
     
    #8 -_-_--iiNllaiiklleiidll--_-_-, Nov 3, 2014
  9. Reserved
     
    #9 -WillyTheDeuce-, Nov 3, 2014
  10. Look, your recruitment thread needs more bbcodes.
     
    #10 Kasama, Nov 3, 2014
  11. i dont even know how to approach a response to this
     
    #11 ThePo, Nov 3, 2014
  12. Honey, he found our shroom box again. Time to relocate it.
     
    #12 Troublemaker, Nov 3, 2014
  13. Did you open the door?
     
    #13 Rikkimaru, Nov 3, 2014
  14. Well then...
     
    #14 Envy2, Nov 3, 2014
  15. I have decided to devote my life to writing children books after this.
     
    #15 -_-_--iiNllaiiklleiidll--_-_-, Nov 3, 2014
  16. I feel you, op. The government sends these bum robots to donut all open coffee cups. The donuts have a lot of people in my room.

    The best part is the only thing that I don't think that the government has is a great way to dance with Kate Upton.

     
    #16 -WillyTheDeuce-, Nov 3, 2014
  17. CF Granted 
     
    #17 Crowfeeder, Nov 3, 2014
  18. Is she doing the cat daddy? I will now go make my cat a mommy.
     
    #18 -_-_--iiNllaiiklleiidll--_-_-, Nov 3, 2014
  19. Support
     
    #19 Melissa, Nov 3, 2014
  20. Forgot what op said busy staring at Kate dance
     
    #20 mattyjc500, Nov 3, 2014
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