Once upon a time there was a rare noob called lVIIIEIIINIIIGIIIAIIINIIICIIEII The rare thing about him was, there was more than one with almost identical names. So how did I know who was who? For this, we must approach this from a different angle. Vengance has 8 letters. "Happy birthday" has 12 letters. It's his birthday today. 8/12 = 3/4 Triangles have 3 sides. Illuminati is a triangle. This vengance happens to be, illuminati. Today however, he is known as lllll-_Sentinel_Reaper_-lllll Is he still apart of illuminati? Lets find out. Sentinel reaper has 14 letters. Happy bday has 9 letters. 14-9 = 5 He has 5 in each barcode. He has 2 barcodes. 5 5 5 = 15 And everyone knows 15 is in fact a multiple of 3. 15/5= 3 He is still apart of illuminati. As he is apart of illuminati, is this truly his birthday? Or is he jesus and born on 25 of december? Maybe he is a worshipper of kony and it's his birthday everyday? Either way; he's illuminati. And even illuminati deserves a happy birthday full of kaw love taps and irl birthday humps. I kindly offer both.