happy birthday noob

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DaddyOwnsYou, Nov 22, 2014.

  1. Once upon a time there was a rare noob called lVIIIEIIINIIIGIIIAIIINIIICIIEII

    The rare thing about him was, there was more than one with almost identical names. So how did I know who was who?


    For this, we must approach this from a different angle.

    Vengance has 8 letters. "Happy birthday" has 12 letters.

    It's his birthday today.

    8/12 = 3/4

    Triangles have 3 sides.
    Illuminati is a triangle.

    This vengance happens to be, illuminati.

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    Today however, he is known as lllll-_Sentinel_Reaper_-lllll

    Is he still apart of illuminati? Lets find out.

    Sentinel reaper has 14 letters.

    Happy bday has 9 letters.

    14-9 = 5
    He has 5 in each barcode.
    He has 2 barcodes.

    5 5 5 = 15

    And everyone knows 15 is in fact a multiple of 3.
    15/5= 3

    He is still apart of illuminati.

    As he is apart of illuminati, is this truly his birthday? Or is he jesus and born on 25 of december? Maybe he is a worshipper of kony and it's his birthday everyday?

    Either way; he's illuminati. And even illuminati deserves a happy birthday full of kaw love taps and irl birthday humps. I kindly offer both.
     
  2. Happy birthday now time for your kaw love taps
     
  3. A wild woifie appeared, must be kony biz
     
  4. Ha what noobs

    Happy bday nubcake

    Clumseh is nub

    *paedo moon*
     
  5. Thanks clumsy :lol:


    Fuckin illuminati.