Happy 4th America! Today is the day we all celebrate how a scrappy underdog named America threw off the chains of oppression and took down the worlds leading supper power of the day, England. That's incredible when you think of it. Just a few poorly armed farmers took out the Royal Navy and the English army. Wave the flag and bless the USA!
>didn't defeat the entire British army >English were at war with French. You beat up colonists >very little of the Navy attacked, as the French were keeping them engaged >Britain had very little interest in America as it wasnt as profitable as their other colonies >supper power is a restaurant TL;DR: you guys didn't do crap, and you can't spell.