Guide to get on LB fast.

This guide is the LB guide. This guide will teach you how to get on the LB quickly. Read this guide. Learn this guide. Love this guide(I may have to get OMEGA on you if you don't). Be this guide. But most importantly love this guide.




Step 1. You need to know the LB is ranked by strength. Not allies, drop all your allies and you get higher on the LB.

Step 2. You'll now need to say in WC "I'm an OSF!" You'll get a few trillion gold from this.

Step 3. Drop all your stats. You'll need to be just a little bigger than Spragga

Step 4. Go to the Swabia's wall and say "Swabia worship me if you don't I'll give you love taps of love!"

Step 5. Attack and Assassinate Spragga. Do this everyday for 18 hours 34 minutes and 23 seconds. It has to be exact!! If it's not than you'll go to last on the LB.

Step 6. You'll need to shoot a live, KaW playing Moose and/or a Caribou.

Step 7. Collect the antlers and use them as potions. You can also sell then in the marketplace for 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gold.

Step 8. You should be number 4 on the LB

Step 9. Email nosupport@notahinkingmonkey.org and ask for them to put you number 1 on the LB, you'll need to give them waffles and Nutella as payment. They like 'Great Value Waffles'

Step 10. This is optional, but you can time travel to 2010, and look at this guide and learn how to be a LB player quickly when the LB players where like 400 attack 200 defense 150 spy attack 150 spy defense.

This is not an actual guide, merely a joke thread.

This is the new way to get on it quickly, Distance's is the old way, follow step 10 and then you can be a LB from his time.

 

No Staples, you've mis read. This will put you on the Health Crystal LB without even buying crystals

 

This guide works definitely for Anti-Hybrid builds.

 

Pure Castle builds will work, non-castle builds work also. But best with Anti-Hybrid builds

 

:twisted: shh Rapture, they ain't supposed to learn that