The devs have changed the requirements for being a mod. You don't have to do much, just follow these steps! Step one) You CANNOT have a life. This will impede with your gaming. Delete all cell phone contacts except your mother. Step two) Get lots of iTunes cards (these will be necessary later on) Step three) Create illegal alternate accounts to recommend you for the moderator position. Step four) Go on world chat and tell people you will answer their questions (you won't actually have to, just do it often in case a mod is looking). Step five) Time to invest your iTunes money! Spend all you can (you won't be paying for dates anytime soon, so what does it matter?) to buy all the highlands with minimum effort, then buy tier 4 buildings to plop on your new lands! Step six) Use crroect spnllig and grammar all the time. Step seven) Bam! You're a mod! Now you can go inactive because it's 'too much work' to help moderate a video game. Hope this helps!
Hmm.. Mmmhm.. Mhmhmm... *takes notes* And how much in iTunes cards is necessary, and how many illegal accounts will be needed?
Roughly... Hmm... What's max nobs? And the number of illegal accounts is directly proportional to the number of characters in your username plus the number of vowels in your uncle's first name. You know which uncle I mean.
No problem! Call me when you're a mod! I plan on being a mod in ATA's next game, Nerds at War. NaW. I change my mind.
Step one complete. I even deleted my mom, since I can always just yell up at her from downstairs. I'll get a friend to come over and take my money and buy me about $250 worth of iTunes cards tomorrow. Wish me luck on my path to mod!