Grammar, People

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PrestonGarvey, Dec 30, 2015.

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  1. Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    To.

    To who?

    No, to whom!

    Grammar isn't restricted to essays.



    Let's eat kids!

    Let's eat, kids!

    Cannibals don't use commas.




    A man crossed into Slovakia on a train.

    A man crossed into Slovakia, on a train.

    I've never heard of 'Slovakia on a train'. I might go there one day.




    Dave walked into albania.

    Dave walked into Albania.

    'Daddy, what's an albania?'

    'I don't know, it might be a new sort of toy. However, Albania is an Eastern European country.'




    'Is it a boy or a girl?'

    'Is it a boy, or a girl?'

    One of these has one answer, the other has two. Work it out yourselves.




    Grammar people!

    Grammar, people!

    What are Grammar people? Are they Grammar Nazis?

    Get your grammar right!

    Thank you.
     
    #1 PrestonGarvey, Dec 30, 2015
  2. Lel
     
    #2 Jackson, Dec 30, 2015
  3.  
    #3 ___lIIIAlphaIIlI_________, Dec 30, 2015
  4. I enrgish the bestest means I has the bestest grammar
     
    #4 Kingdoms_at_war_king, Dec 30, 2015
  5. Sweet, dude.
     
    #5 W32SQLE_Anarchy, Dec 30, 2015
  6. Very great thread
     
    #6 lllllII-_-Terminator-_-llIIllI, Dec 30, 2015
  7. Wow, I'm sure your mother is so proud of you... Did she come on the train as well?
     
    #7 PRIME, Dec 30, 2015
  8. Wow, I thought it was only the man in the thread that travelled on a train, and not in it; but my mom does it too!
     
    #8 PrestonGarvey, Dec 30, 2015
  9. That awkward moment when you discover your
    Mother is a man that comes on the train...


    #Comingcoming
     
    #9 PRIME, Dec 30, 2015
  10. Bleym saltiepit... He's rispunsibul 4 dis
     
    #10 P-N-o-Y-AgiLa, Dec 30, 2015
  11. Op, anything i post on forums, you should probably just skip over then. Theres only some much effort im going to force out of the single thumb, or finger, i choose to use when typing on my phone.

    Eh, sorry dude.
     
    #11 _BuTtNaKeD_-SpAzTeCiAn-_TwInKy, Dec 30, 2015
  12. The titles grammar is incorrect, people does not need to be capitalised.
     
    #12 Rikkimaru, Dec 30, 2015
  13. In a title, all verbs and nouns, and basically everything but "and" and "but" should be capitalized.
     
    #13 PrestonGarvey, Dec 30, 2015
  14. Support
     
    #14 PipeBomb, Dec 30, 2015
  15. It looks silly though
     
    #15 Jackson, Dec 30, 2015
  16. Too Much, Precious Time is, Wasted. But it is, A Time Waster;
     
    #16 IlIIl_IllDonaIdJTrumplII_IllII, Dec 30, 2015
  17. Sorry brother dude but my grammars ish the bestest and you can't stop me from spweading the luuuv!
     
    #17 Satans_Son, Dec 30, 2015
  18. Why have you done this to me?
     
    #18 PrestonGarvey, Dec 30, 2015
  19. *does it, too
     
    #19 Imitation-Cheese, Dec 30, 2015
  20. *title's grammar is incorrect.

    You used a comma splice.

    Nouns are always capitalized in titles.
     
    #20 Imitation-Cheese, Dec 30, 2015
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