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Help with what?...

 

Hi, my name is Fred and I'm an alcoholic

 

Do you know anything about kaw ?

 

Hey, I'm tex, or Alica, and I seem to be stuck in a memory unit.

Do you know how to escape?

 

My name is viva and I'm addicted to sex

 

Um my therapist told me to come here because she couldn't treat me anymore. HELP ME DAMMIT

 

Hello... My name is Delphin... And I have cervical cancer.

 

I have another problem...

When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly....how do I stop this?

 

Can you hide me from the FBI?

 

What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

 

Why, at the start of lord of the rings, didn't they just ride the giant eagles all the way to mordor, it would have been so much easier and the films would have only lasted max 1 hour?

 

Cuz the eagles woulda been like, **** you.

 

How do I fit in at school?

 

Hi. My name is Alex and i have passion in my pants and I'm not afraid to show it.

How can i be more 'under control'?

 

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Can u stash something for me? I'll be back in 3-5 years for it

 

I have this package, could you take it over the boarder for me, you will be well paid just make sure you hide it properly

 

Can you hold my gun for safekeeping?
Sorry, there's a bit of blood on it...

 

What came first: The chicken or the egg?