Ok so I'm pretty new to this whole dating thing, theres this girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, theres these really cool guys in grade 9 and they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them their *****. So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became erection and pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the shoulder so she could see my *****, this other girl that has no boobs and is ugly screamed "oh my god!", screaming and pointing at my *****. I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my ***** was still hanging out from my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my ***** because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my ***** up to her face close up, this made it clear that I wanted her to see my ***** and not the rest of the class. She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot out from my ***** and hit her in the face, she ran out of the room crying and I got sent to the office. My ***** was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my *****, and I now have to have sex with the entire school. I don't understand what happen, why are ugly girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like run away? Is my ***** very small, I do not understand.
Are you kidding?! :lol: you must've pressed submit a second before me, for I had to go again because someone was already posting. Stole my line you bugger!
Did u copy paste this from google? I am only guessing this cause one of my friend reads these kinds of story out during lunch. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, this wasn't funny the last time you posted this months ago, what the hell makes you think it's funny now?