Game Player/Forumer -Narwhal, Ask Me Anything

Hello everyone,

My name is -Narwhal, sometimes known as Noobwhal, and owner of A Thinking Narwhal, and I am a player of the A Thinking Ape products Kingdoms at War and S.M.A.S.H. Monsters.

What's this post about?

Since I appear quite often on this forum, and most people never ask me any questions and ignore me, I think that it's time that a forum dedicated for that act is required. I want all of you to ask any questions that you may have about me as long as they remain within the ToU, and I will respond to them to the best of my ability and as soon as I am able to.

So please, post any questions about me, A Thinking Narwhal, or just general questions about narwhals that you may have. I am very excited to be doing this AMA and I can't wait to see what terribly stupidquestions you have about me!



All QnA Questions and Responses:

Great question! The reason you cannot quit me is because I am not a program or an application. I am a sentient creature. The only way that you could quit me is by ending my life.

The Mage? Do you mean the Witch? The Witch, sometimes known as the Thief, is located in the outskirts of your kingdom, out of your area of control. This is so that when she steals your Aqua and Inferno, she does not have to answer to your laws. The reason why she overcharges so much is because she is the only one in that line of business, and know you'll pay a premium anyway.

KaW, also known as Kingdoms at War is a social platform with a game layered on top of it created by A Thinking Ape. There are many ways to play KaW. Some enjoy hitting EBs, Epic Battles, others enjoy hitting other players from the BL, Battle List, or engage in an OSW, Off System War, you might enjoy just playing as a person who engages in the forum aspect of the game and converse with other players, or you could spend a large sum of money and devote part of your life to it, you could become a leaderboard player!

No, I currently do not have an offspring yet, and even if I did, I wouldn't give it to any Donker. Now, can you birth my baby? Maybe.

I'm sorry that my answer wasn't adequate. Have you tried asking this thread yet?

Not all people react to the same stimuli equally, however, everyone does have a stimuli that would cause them to be easily baited. Once you find that stimuli for that person, it will be much much easier to bait them.

This is my main.

To us, Unicorns are similar to how you treat our Mermaid friends, they are mythological creatures. They live on the land, the place where we could never survive and we dream that they are real, however, we know that they are just fairy tails. We call them "the narwhal of the land".

Some people need to cope with their anger in different ways, for some people, that way is violence. So, instead of beating a live animal and feeling bad, they beat a dead one.

Yes, I said ask me anything, I never said answer everything seriously. Btw have you tried looking in the market place?

No, that would be a uniphin.

Similar to the updates on KaW, it will end soon. However long soon may be.

I have beaten myself while playing KaW many times, however, since KaW is a game where there is no end, it is impossible to beat KaW.

I don't eat eggs. I'm a whale. I live in the ocean. No chickens lay eggs in the ocean. Turtle eggs are disgusting, don't even mention those.

There's a difference. I'm blubbery, you have skin. Underneath my blubber I'm all 100% muscle. You humans, underneath your skin… Not so much.

We too have… fetishes.

Def D, it's what she wants. me to select.

I don't, but why don't you?

I don't like me either.

Almost 5, actually. I've really only been playing on this account for like 1 full year. Originally it was an alt, but I abandoned it after like a month. Shortly after that I reset my main quit playing KaW entirely for 2 years. Came back to playing KaW and found that this was my highest CS account, so I started playing on it way more often. Mid 2013 was when came back. I didn't play that much, maybe login only once or twice a day. Mid 2014 was the year I started playing a lot. And spending a lot. Way too much imo, and knowing what I did next year I very much regret it. This was the year I think I reached 25 MCS? 30? Idk. But I was an admin in an HTE clan during this time of this year. I think like at least 80% of all my attack actions came from this period of time. Late 2014 to March 2015 I just stopped playing. I got busy with RL and honestly just completely dropped the game. In March I started playing again, rejoined that HTE Clan and stayed until May. Things just got boring there for me, and it was just so… repetitive. I ventured around a bit, then just dropped build for another couple months. September 2015? Yeah, I think it was September I came back and completely dropped build and put all that money into allies. Then I just restarted. Honestly, this was one of my funnest time periods. Smalls EE war was very fun. Nobody really cared about build sizes or anything really at that level, it was just for fun. Then I grew some, went on spending some more. Now 2016. I really didn't do much. Barely played, and still barely play.

I am the one who swims in the ocean. The one who created this forum post and is answering your question of "Who are you?".

They're scared of us.

I only know one dolphin who plays KaW, and he doesn't care about it.

It is an illegitimate company created by -Narwhal which offers the services of sarcasm, entertainment, idiocy, and humour in exchange for nothing. They currently do their business out of their clan in Kingdoms at War called A Thinking Narwhal.

Have to tried to tickle the pickle while using a sickle?

I produce asexually.

Yes.

 

Great question! The reason you cannot quit me is because I am not a program or an application. I am a sentient creature. The only way that you could quit me is by ending my life.

 

The Mage? Do you mean the Witch? The Witch, sometimes known as the Thief, is located in the outskirts of your kingdom, out of your area of control. This is so that when she steals your Aqua and Inferno, she does not have to answer to your laws. The reason why she overcharges so much is because she is the only one in that line of business, and know you'll pay a premium anyway.

 

KaW, also known as Kingdoms at War is a social platform with a game layered on top of it created by A Thinking Ape. There are many ways to play KaW. Some enjoy hitting EBs, Epic Battles, others enjoy hitting other players from the BL, Battle List, or engage in an OSW, Off System War, you might enjoy just playing as a person who engages in the forum aspect of the game and converse with other players, or you could spend a large sum of money and devote part of your life to it, you could become a leaderboard player!

 

No, I currently do not have an offspring yet, and even if I did, I wouldn't give it to any Donker. Now, can you birth my baby? Maybe.

 

I'm sorry that my answer wasn't adequate. Have you tried asking this thread yet?

 

Not all people react to the same stimuli equally, however, everyone does have a stimuli that would cause them to be easily baited. Once you find that stimuli for that person, it will be much much easier to bait them.

This is my main.

 

To us, Unicorns are similar to how you treat our Mermaid friends, they are mythological creatures. They live on the land, the place where we could never survive and we dream that they are real, however, we know that they are just fairy tails. We call them "the narwhal of the land".