Funny/Pointless Story Time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Xx-ShadowWarriorYT-xX, Sep 22, 2015.

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  1. This is a random thread where you tell a funny story. I am horrifically bored, so I am hoping you will cheer me up!
    Here's mine
    I was at the airport, waiting for a plane to Vegas with my family. While we were waiting, I was saying to my mom, "I know how this works. The fire alarms will go off at midnight. IT ALWAYS HAPPENS."
    On our last night
    At 3 AM
    The fire alarm goes off
    I was truly happy in that moment in time
    I will probably never feel that happiness again
    But that told me i have psychic powers
    Because last week I hummed a song and it came on the radio

    I AM PSYCHIC
    Now what's your story?
     
    #1 Xx-ShadowWarriorYT-xX, Sep 22, 2015
  2. Reserved
     
    #2 Noodle, Sep 22, 2015
  3. Mope
     
    #3 Teefytlas, Sep 22, 2015
  4. I once reserved the first post on a thread made by a little "psychic" noob.
     
    #4 Noodle, Sep 22, 2015
  5. I posted on a psychic's thread
     
    #5 KishouArima, Sep 22, 2015
  6. And still no one cared
     
    #6 Noodle, Sep 22, 2015
  7. All that matters is that I care.
     
    #7 KishouArima, Sep 22, 2015
  8. Nothing's really matters
     
    #8 Noodle, Sep 22, 2015
  9. If you say so.
     
    #9 KishouArima, Sep 22, 2015
  10. Plz don't get off topic : (
     
    #10 Xx-ShadowWarriorYT-xX, Sep 22, 2015
  11. There is no topic to stay on
     
    #11 Teefytlas, Sep 22, 2015
  12. Yes there is! Funny stories!
     
    #12 Xx-ShadowWarriorYT-xX, Sep 22, 2015
  13. Funny story:
    I read your thread, i thought it would be funny
     
    #13 VA_VampYS_Dark_Ghost_VA, Sep 23, 2015
  14. /lock
    Plz make this ruined thread die :(
     
    #14 Xx-ShadowWarriorYT-xX, Sep 23, 2015
  15. /lock
     
    #15 Xx-ShadowWarriorYT-xX, Sep 23, 2015
  16. Only thing you've ever posted that I had any support for
     
    #16 Noodle, Sep 23, 2015
  17. If you're psycic, don't you already know our story?
     
    #17 The_Postman, Sep 23, 2015
  18. Why do red oranges bleed blue? Why not? Green aliens love purple hats
     
    #18 wrath_oG_Grave, Sep 23, 2015
  19. That's easy to answer grave......the centrifucial force allows great pains to enter our eye sockets while we spin...a side effect of this is called gravity which envokes color to be seen in certain arrays. As far as the aliens, I would speculate that the obtuse angles created when the aliens create their ships allows for some, well...we will just say adult interaction, and that is why they prefer the purple hats......clear as mudd, right?
     
    #19 The_Postman, Sep 23, 2015
  20. Inb4 lock
     
    #20 SlimeInDisguise, Sep 23, 2015
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