If willys screenname is willy then his real names billy i bet he got wet willys was he born and raised in philly if a willy could chuck wood how much can a willy chuck if a willy could chuck wood willy picked a pickled pike of a pickled pepers he ate ate and ate untill he ended up like norman bates every time obama sees him he faints he likes paint (This thread isnt to hurt anybodys feeling create your own toung twister down below) Disclamer^#imdrunksorryforspellingerrors
Re: toung twisters This shady sucks More then Cummins trucks He should quit Before I lick his arm pit And at the same time... Bust this rhyme
Re: toung twisters That's not a rhyme... This is a rhyme! Analyzing everything, annotating the facts Emphasizing anything enhancing my attacks Deadly dictions dropping dynamic debate I'd rather do this than master- wait! Lets keep this clean. Lets keep it fresh Now watch as my rhythm and rhyme mesh Forming a spectacular marvel A one of a kind! Something that will blow your mind! Tripping you out leaving you on the floor, Drooling a puddle but begging for more. My fricitives are indicative of particular skill My sibilant sussurations showcase something surreal Im like morpheus, offering a red and blue pill Drop down the rabbit hole, hear the modem squeal.
Re: toung twisters Your flo is crap my flo goes so fast all u hear is zap i like to collect bottle caps my pitbull takes long naps u eat like that wendys chick im spiting this ryme while watching netflix drunk every body likes to get crunked
Re: freestyle contest clean winner gets seal I like farming i got your girlfriend calling man i stay balling not to be confused with falling im sawing your lyircal flow up make it into dust i spit words like thrusts now now now dont cuss
Re: freestyle contest clean winner gets a seal Roses are red. Grass is greener. I look at your picture when I touch my Weiner
Re: freestyle contest clean winner gets a seal You like farming and your not even in this farming event
Re: freestyle contest clean winner gets a seal The last one was mine and freestyle, but from Static's 2015 Freestyle Cypher thread. Hang on, I'll come up with something fresher to show this thread some love.
Re: freestyle contest clean winner gets a seal You guys suck ass!! like god those are the worst rhymes I've ever heard in my life. Izuel I thought yours was good it flows okay.
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's cause Jesus Christ is my tigga He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger Born to the virgin mom in a manger Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger And he died for your sins I preach the word, that's my gig And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG Other MCs, I wish them well But if you live in sin, you burn in hell Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly MC and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue! Jesus Christ is my tigga... He's the son of the original G And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be What? Like if another MC says "You're a freak! You're a lame-butt rapper And your rhymes are weak!" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag And I'm proud to be an Canadian! Jesus Christ is our tigga Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my tigga He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving tigga Like me If you do drugs and think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! Word up! I'm free styling