Fred the sausage

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IlllIilI_MR_MAGOO_lllIIlll, Feb 20, 2015.

  1. I met Fred the sausage about 2 years ago
    He was bright funny No cares In the world
    Suddenly he disappeared from my life
    No word of warning
    Sat here thinking was he eaten
    Or living it up in South France
    Not knowing eats me up inside
    I can't sleep
    Fred where are u ?
     
    #1 IlllIilI_MR_MAGOO_lllIIlll, Feb 20, 2015
  2. I uh, I'm sorry to tell you this, but Fred is gone, dude. He was chopped up and thrown into some gravy last night :(

    I'm so sorry.
     
    #2 Seth, Feb 20, 2015
  3. Have you ever met mr hanky the Christmas poo?
     
    #3 Davey_Jones, Feb 20, 2015
  4. We have adventures all the time 
     
    #4 Chop-Suey, Feb 21, 2015
  5. I've done enough role play to know where this is going
     
    #5 O_o-BakedToPerfection-o_O, Feb 21, 2015
  6. Do you often make sausages disappear?
     
    #6 No_0B, Feb 21, 2015
  7. The North Koreans called... Fred has been taken hostage and you'll probably never see him again..

    Sorry about your luck buddy 
     
    #7 PRIME, Feb 21, 2015
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