Us forumers... We have lived a life of typing in thread after thread after thread, but I say, WE ARE SICK OF THIS! wee need to be rewarded, we need to be... EQUIPPED! Forum Equipment! What we need, is to have our weapons honed, our armor stronger, and our bows, more powerful. We will wage war against the nonforumers one day, and we will succeed, but first, we need our special equipment. I say, they give us our equipment! We have posted through threads long and short, spam or story, and our reward? NOTHING! Let us wage war, let us show our true weapons... Equipment Examples Trinket of the Trolls Rewarded to those who have shown their inner troll on many threads... Attack: 0 Defense: 100,000,000 Spy Attack: 0 Spy Defense: 100,000,000 Hat of the Idea Masters Rewarded to those who have shown their geniusness on the forums, posting either stupid or fascinating ideas... Attack: 2,000,000 Defense: 100,000 Spy Attack: 1,000,000 Spy Defense: 100,000 Blade of the Narwhals Awarded to those who have fought with or are one of our few Narwhal friends... Attack: 5,000,000 Defense: 2,000,000 Spy Attack: 5,000,000 Spy defense: 2,000,000 The Mask of the Lurker Awarded to those who have been caught lurking on many threads... Attack: 0 Defense: 0 Spy Attack: 0 Spy Defense: 0 Successful Scout Action Rate Bonus: 10000000000000% Boots of the Bumpers Awarded to those who are caught bumping on the forums too often Attack: 2,000,00 Defense: 0 Spy Attack: 1,000,000 Spy Defense: 0 Speed Gauntlets of the Posters Awarded to those who have shown their speed typing skills in the Forums... Attack: 1,000,000 Defense: 100,000 Spy Attack: 500,00 Spy defense: 50,000 Body Plate of the Stupid Awarded to those who have expressed their stupidity on the forums... Attack: 10.000000 Defense: 10.000000 Spy Attack: 10.000000 Spy Defense: 10.000000 Ring of the Famous Awarded to those who are well-known or well-respected in the forum community... Attack: 2,000,000 Defense: 2,000,000 Spy Attack: 2,000,000 Spy Defense: 2,000,000 Plunder Bonus: 20% When we get our weapons... ALL OF KAW SHALL KNOW OUR WRATH! Post anymore equipment Ideas