Finish the sentence

Overjoyed with his new car

 

And mistakingly drove it off a cliff

 

Whereupon monkeys flew out his tush and carried the car to safety.

 

Where the monkeys put the car down and started eating the man

 

At which point he pulled out a shotgun

 

And blew the monkies brains out

 

All over his wife's face.

 

Then

 

He shot his wife

 

Who's brother was sleeping with her husband as they were closet queens

 

And they all died. ~fin~

 

But a the dark leader of the monkeys was still alive and a new person bought a car with the monkey living inside it

 

And the new guy blew up

 

But then the dark panda comes in and eats all the monkeys

 

Then they killed kenny

 

Kenny became a zombie

 

And 2012 occurred in 2013

 

Moving to ff

 

Ok. Seriously. If Moose moves another thread like this to FF, I'm going to report him/email the devs. And yes, I know you must have seen this, Moose, or else you wouldn't be reading this. If you answer at all it'll go somewhat like this, "I don't care." or "What reason do you have to report me?" You've been moving crappy threads like this to FF too much. I know you hate us, but as a Mod, you've been expected to act completely unbiased. This is way I despise you. It's your duty to be fair. You are anything but.