Early Communism

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Oct 19, 2016.



  1. The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other.

    Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
     
  2. Hmm and my threads about supreme court rulings are locked for "misleading or deceptive information"

    Can you provide a reference to what record or evidence you found this?
     
  3. Go back to retirement.
     
  4. Oh sweet innocent child
     
  5. On separate note, the first "communists" I've encounted are the Digger radicals in Stuart Britain ~1635-1660. Now they were some real proto-communists
     

  6. He's retried not retired learn how to read
     



  7. Someone figured that out finally.
     
  8. Dyslexia popped into my head when I read this, thought that might be his case. Didn't know he had a slave though 
     
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  10. Correcting misleading information in the above read..

    First communists were German tribes as illustrated by the above portrait of Father of Communism Karl Marx



    German tribes used to fill up with beer and saussage on October fest hollering out to big boobie bartenders: "Comme, u!" And that's where the word communism derived from.

    Father Marx also engaged in the famous custom of beer sipping and saussage swinging and that's how he conceived Father Christmas. The genetic resemblance can be seen in fluffy beards and red noses.

    Communism found its way to Russia when Father Christmas crossed Baltic sea carrying contrabanda gift of saussage concealed in a hand carry. Russians were infatuated with the custom of October drinking and saussage and came up with their own holiday called October Revolution of 1917. Later beer was canged into vodka and german saussage into hot dogs.

    And that's the hole truth about early communism.
     
  11. Communism doesn't work. The Russians keep trying to apply the idea to government. They're Slavic people and so are the Polish people. The Polish people got their much joked about reputation for charging their Calvary into a bunch of tanks at the beginning of WWII.
     
  12. Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone

    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    He was a Commie right? No?
     
  13. When I think of communism, I will now forever be reminded of Willy.