Hi kids! I would love to teach you all a lesson. But unfortunately, a good mentor would actually follow his/her own teachings. But me? Nope. Tonight, I am planning on going to a venue where my band is playing. There I will most likely imbibe on every brain altering substance I can get my hands on. Somewhere around 2am, I will emerge (I think) and somehow drive 50 miles (I think) to my home. If I can actually make it, your friends and family will be lucky. Because that is who is most likely to be in my way. Maybe your dad... Maybe your grandma... Or possibly you. It's like a war game....you never know if some intoxicated, high-as-a-kite maniac, like me, will doze off and veer into your oncoming lane. Or accidentally get on the wrong side of the highway. Or drive into your house, and smash into your mom. Either way, it should be a good time. ๎ Here's to the hunt! ๎
This was somewhat of an ad idea I saw on TV. I think it's more effective. Rather than "DON'T DRINK N DRIVE". But apparently, someone moved the thread here to die. Message: FAILED