Diary of a PiMD Player Player iLickUrLolli said I would not last 30 days on kaw. To prove him wrong I am writing this diary. Day 1 Downloaded kaw and aced tutorial. Small hold back with the name. I wanted something scary like GiantJaws but it got autocorrected to GinaJaws. So sad Day 2 I did quest and got gold. Building stables and guilds cause I like horses and ninjas. No gold left. Will try to regenerate to get more gold from quests. Day 3 Ventured into the wc and asked how to play this. Got a bunch of follows and wall posts to ask for volleyball. Pff.. I am not here to rp. Ignored everybody and logged off. Day 4 Woke up with ton of gold and an invite to join a club. Built more stables and guilds. Kingdom is looking great! Waiting to get accepted into Hairy Hiding Hole. Day 5 Got accepted into club. Main guy's name is Bullz-i-Ballz. Learnt a lot of useful info. I gotta build more stables and ask big players to give me castle code to be invinsible like kaw legend Spragga. Seems easy. Spam followed top 20 from leaderboard. Then spam followed some more. Day 6 Woke up to no gold. News feed is full of steals. Got no support in club chat. Main guy suspiciously intently was asking for details. Took down all stables and put towers. I hate this game. Day 7 Woke up to no gold. Main guy is sending sad emojis in club chat. I don't believe him. Quit club and yelled in wc who stole my gold. Got a ton of steals immediately. Could not even tell who. Towers are useless. Day 8 Took down towers and built guilds and stables again. Decided to cast spells for protection. Casted everything I had gold for, fortunately, some were free. Immediately got assigned to a club Vengeful Oathkeepers. Club mates are mean. Yelling at me in cc and calling my build stupid. I could not even leave the club. Logged off and cried a little. Day 9 Woke up to no gold and steals in news feed. No club. But on the positive side got a red protection spell with a sword. Was sad and lonely. Came to wc and asked for volleyball. Got called BigDog's alt and was hit at few times. Logged off and a cried a little. Two months later clan chat of Vengeful Oathkeepers: bangitnow: gj %? GinaJaws: 0/90 bangitnow: stl dive 7 **UPDATE** GinaJaws has knocked out your enemy, BigDog_, looting 1,560,000 of their plunder score.
I didn’t understand the “some were free” and getting assigned to a clan for like a full 3 minutes because I’ve only EEd like 1x in the past 5 years 😂 well done diary tho. GGez
Man how about telling us more about what you do alone in a cold night at stoke during monsoon season where an eclipse about to happen the next day?