Delphin's guide to making (KaW) friends

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Delphin, Jan 23, 2011.

  1. STOP. Right now. Open your wonderful World Chat. Quickly do a skim. Do you see anything like "Any (insert age) (insert gender) looking to chat?" or maybe "anyone looking to have a good time? Wall me ;)" or maybe even "hire me n I will show you my (insert sexual body part)"

    Ok. Bad idea. Why? Because your only going to have Pedophiles, and hormone-driven 11 year olds walling you. Those are friends. Unless you are one yourself.

    So, ways to make friends on KaW. Yes, I'll pretend I'm not a noob for a second and I'll pretend I have friends :p

    -Be chatty. Don't be afraid to say something, if it's stupid, laugh it off with the rest of those laughing at you.

    -Be active in World Chat, Clan Chat, and even Ally Chat.

    -Forums! A great place to meet others. Only topics that intrest us draw a persons attention, so If you meet on a thread, it probably because you share a similar view about it.

    -Proper grammar/punctuation/spelling.
    Becuz it gits rly hard 2 read wen u r tryin 2 shorten ur words. Frankly it makes u sound dum. So, proper spelling, full wordings, commas and periods, and proper capitalization makes it easier, and more enjoyable to read.

    -Be mean. Yes, I'm serious. When you are mean, or put down a noob, others laugh, and you befriend them.

    -Stalk! If you see someone interesting, join their clan, reply to everything they say with admiration, ect.

    -Name. Have a cool name that others don't mind typing. I personally don't enjoy typing out things like Sexymama2000, Creepy_old_dude, ect. Or make a name that can be easily shortened. Like Del, Toast, Niu, Bens, Ect.

    -Be yourself. Holy ****. who woulda thought? Say what you mean, speak from the heart, don't pretend to be someone your not for others benefits. Others WILL take notice, and they WILL respect you for it.

    -Values. Show you have a moral compass. That some stuff does matter, that it ain't cool to joke about certain things.

    -Be compassionate. Just help others if they really honestly need it, and you actually know what your talking about.

    -Be funny. Everybody flocks towards those that can make them laugh.

    -Don't make extremely long posts, unless you actually think oters might read it, and it is somewhat relevant.

    -Clan tours! Visit some clans. Jump around till you find one you like.

    -War! Nothing brings people together like war.

    -Stats. Yes. It's true. The more stats you have, the more welcome you are in peoples clans, the more doors get opened, the more friends you make.








    So, that's my guide for some of the ways to make friends.

    Hope you enjoyed, and made a few friends :)


    (yes. I just made a pointless guide.)

    Lol :D
     
  2. Delphin, wonderful job. [/quote]
     
  3. And then I be noob and mess up a bbcode...
     
  4. Fail on Tht big text, and lol good idea, but I THINK (most) peeps can make friends, or at least if they took the time to read this is might help lol nice one though
     
  5. Everyone makes mistakes, just suck it up and hope nobody saw lol
     
  6. Well, I was looking through guides, and saw everything from picture, font coding, to the complete guide to KaW. But nothing about how to make friends/sound less nooby.

    Hope this gets a sticky :p

    Kiddin ;)
     
  7. I forgot I was putting size. I thought I was quoting the whole thing and so I put the beggining as size and ending as quote and I didn't notice it until I posted it :cry:
     
  8. Nice guide 
     
  9. Lol I agree wth dia, hehe
     
  10. This is really stupid lmfao!
     
  11. Unfortunately for delphin these steps have failed him
     
  12. A minute set back.
     
  13. Best idea for a guide
     
  14. Lol arch
    Hahahahaha
     
  15. First paragraph:

    May want to fix that lime.
     
  16. Nonono, it's
     
  17. I hate coding since I had to make a website with codes only
     
  18. Found a mistake. U said the pedos and 11 year olds are your friends. I doubt it. Lol I hate people that post stuff like that. Any ways, great thread