Ello it's my first book I ever plan on making so plz no haters! Chapter 1 crappy trip One day Britney was putting on her Krazy Kiss lip gloss,When her mom called PACK YO BAGS WERE GOING ON A VACATION!! Of course Britney was excited she hoped it was as glamourous as paris,Italy,or Hollywood! So she quickly packed her bags with hundreds dollars clothing. She called out to her mom "IM READY LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD!" Her mom said "alright..." They called a cab to drive them to the airport.Britney kept on bugging her mom all the way to the airport asking "WERE WE GOING" "WERE WE STAYING?!" Then the cab driver cut her off saying"SHUT UP ALREADY.Britney was speechless until they arrived at the airport. When they arrived at the airport Britney's mother quickly bought there tickets and they got on board the plane. Britney kept bugging her mom asking "were we going???". Her mom had enough and yelled HUSH CHILD! Then Britney went to take a nap.She was awoken by the pilot saying "Hello this Is your pilot speaking we arrived at your destination Texas!" Then Britney screamed"TEXAS WHY HERE MOTHER IM GONNA HATE THIS TRIP" When they got off the plane they looked for their luggage. "WHERE IS IT?!?" Britney yelled.They stayed 'till all the luggage past on the convertor belt. Someone took there luggage by accident.This didn't worry the mom she just walked out with Britney. When they got out of the airport they seen a girl in a cow boy hat plaid shirt and jeans with cow boy boots! Howdy cousin! Britney screamed "COUSIN WHO ARE YOU?!" Then Britney's mom interrupted "She's your cousin Courtney,Were staying all summer to help out on their ranch! Britney groaned "work ?!!" Courtney showed them their ride "Three horses hop on! Britney had a huge problem with that! The mom loved riding horses on the other hand. They kept riding until Britney seen a mud puddle and her horse bucked her off and she landed in the puddle.Her mother rushed over to help her while Courtney on the other hand giggled! Britney could already tell that this is going to be quite a long summer!
As Samuel L Jackson once said, "ENGLISH MOTHER-****-ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?" Seriously, fix your grammar.