Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But you get impeached for being to fat.

I wish that I could fly.

 

Granted. Then u collide with a plane.

I want to live a long, peaceful life

 

Granted. Your peaceful life is filled with those around you dying at a faster rate then you.
I wish I was rich.

 

Granted. But someone steals all of your money.

I wish I had infinite nobs.

 

Granted. KaW devs reset you

I wish i was ugly

 

Granted. But ugly girls like you too...

I wish we had world peace...

 

Granted but now humankind is erased from history.


I wish I had more wishes

 

Granted!! One second later, you'll have an army marching towards you with the banner named "World Peace"!!

I wish I could steal 10,000,000,000,000 gold in one action!!

 

Granted, but it is stolen back with 20,000,000,000% tax

I wish for disney to stop making "Frozen" sequels

 

Granted, but they start making Justin Beiber movies.

I wish I had 99,999 SoD

 

Granted, you are given 99,999 seal of deflections

I wish the world blew up in a fiery flame

 

Granted. But it is a flame war.


I wish to die.

 

Granted! 1 second later, a healer revives you back to life!

I wish I was a Valiant Knight!

 

Granted. But you are banned forever.


I wish I was a pie.

 

Granted, but you will soon be baked and burnt in an oven.

I wish I had a better sense of humor.

 

Granted, however you'll lose your job for laughing to much

I wish I could have a wish

 

Granted. But you had a bad consequences from every wish.

I wish that I can have a dragon

 

Granted but the dragon will try to kill you

I wish to be kaw famous

 

Granted. But you had unlimited notifications from your wall.

I wish to make my stories come true