Have you ever had that super intense moment where you wanted to post something incredibly stupid, and knew it would be a bad idea, but went through with it anyway? Ladies and gentlemen, that is I today. So, I shall continue with this 100% bull crap thread. Why? Because I can and I enjoy seeing you buttwipes writhe in pain at the lack of effort and fucks given for forum threads. So, I shall introduce my three random, irrelevant topics for your peanut brains to discuss or tear apart. Whichever works you filthy ugly animals. <3 Kumquats Babies Cats vs. Dogs Now, this is quite certainly a decision I will regret later like a drunk night out, but as I said, nonetheless I will carry on. Topic number one. Kumquats Ahh yes… the strangely named mysterious fruit of magical wonder, a fruit pooped out by the unicorns of heaven themselves. Apparently it is much like a citrus in taste or something like that, but honestly I have no idea as my fat fingers have issues googling things, so I am going off memory. They’re orange apparently. So I have no idea where these came from, what they’re used for or what they taste like. All I know is they appease my childish needs to say strange words and giggle like a schoolgirl. Babies Another topic brought to you by yours truly, the subject of babies. We all know things reproduce. But why is it that human babies are so damn ugly? Like… newborn kittens and lambs and **** are cute. Human babies? Bald. Crying. Slimy. Not cool. I mean, yeah, I guess they’re cute to some people but then they also poop and barf and fart and cry. So, those of you with children, please tell me why we like babies. As for you prepubescent kids, wait until sex ed for this discussion. Cats vs Dogs Yes… the age old question. Which is better. Cats are snooty disobedient little fuckers, but they’re also cute and cuddly and old ladies seem to flock to them. Or maybe cats flock to old ladies. Who knows? Dogs are loyal, sweet and loving. Hands down dogs are better IMO. But if you do happen to be a cat person or dog person, please do tell me why? I’m intrigued as to your reasoning. Shout out to my homie
All babies look nasty right when they come out. Most babies are cute when they are given a couple days to freshen up Dogs. Dogs can do everything a cat can do, only better. The third topic should be, what is the craziest/best thing you've eaten with bacon? I say bacon fried ice cream. Glorious.
But whatever happen to the magical fruit. Please do tell how the fruit made the baby that fed that dog that are that cat