CALL OF DUTY (UPDATED VERSION) WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS EXTREME INFORMATION THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE YOU WANT TO PLAY COD ANYMORE... I HAVE GATHERED THIS INFORMATION FROM WIKIPEDIA SO OBVIOUSLY IT IS TRUE... CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Welcome to my latest thread. As I have said I wouldn't make another thread within 24 hours, and I have not broken that promise. Woo hoo! 8% of CoD players live in their mother's basement. 3% of CoD players, play KaW. 12% of CoD have been arrested. 23% of CoD players are men who pretend to be women. 66% of CoD players are actually men. 2% of CoD players are women who pretend to be men. 33% are actually women. 1% of CoD players have PhDs in physics, chemistry, biology, or any other branch of science. 0.2% of CoD players get dehydrated from playing to much CoD. 12% of CoD players play more than 12 hours a day on CoD. 50% of CoD players read this. -------After further review, I decided to go deeper into this thread. 1% of CoD player are animals. 12% of KaWers that play CoD own seals that can do frontflips. 0.221% of KaWers that play CoD are being yelled at to pick up their dirty underwear off of their room's floor. 2.3% of CoD players are over 85 years old. 44% of CoD players are ignoring what some of the CoD games are rated. 2% of KaWers who like CoD have ran over a squirrel with their car. (Expanded version (2)) 100% of CoD players have eaten donuts before. 99% of the 100% that eat donuts like to play CoD for atleast 3 hours a week. 71% of the 99% that liked to play CoD for atleast three hours a week and 100% that like to eat donuts have been rewarded a ticket. 32% of the 72% that have been rewarded a ticket have been arrested for not paying the ticket. 24% of the 32% that have been arrested for not paying their tickets, like to stick their tongues on icy poles outside and their girlfriend wouldn't hand him the water so they got dehydrated and passed out 3% of that 24% have no tongues from licking icy things. 1.2% are living in their mothers basement. 0.1% are animals. Just say in the comments if you want me to go deeper... ~~~~~~~~~~ Thank you for reading another one of my informational posts. http://www.Pointless.com
I purchased my first ever Call of Duty videogame recently, along with a Ps4. CoD: Black Ops 3. The only one I've played other than that is World at War and a bit of MW3. I must say, I'm enjoying it. It's good. I don't get why people hate these things so muuuu... Never mind. Tried online multiplayer.
Oh come on, if you're going to make up stats at least make them interesting! Like 92% of CoD players believe their left pinky is their luckiest appendage. Or 67% of CoD playing KaWers who own turtles think that their pet turtles are plotting a mega surprise party for the day the shark eb is released. 80% of that 67% believe that their pet turtle wasn't planning on inviting them to the party and are slightly salty about it.
Drgn. You disappoint me. We live in enlightened times, men, and women are no longer the only choices of gender. And besides, for biological bits, and pieces, there's always a chance things don't line up as usual. :shock: I know mods don't usually think but... jkjk